半瓶子水

晚饭时间,携开少混迹于Burger King.
很冷的冬夜,都是外卖的生意. 以至倘大的店里,先只有我们娘俩个.

开同学执了个鸡腿汉堡,站在椅子上蹦蹦跳跳,尽情吹嘘:
“I do numbers really good! I can count to one hundred!”(“我很会数数哦,我能数到100呢!”)
”反正四下无人,不如你表演一个?”
“One,two,three,four,five…eleven, tweleve, thirteen,fourteen…twenty,twenty-one…..”
洋洋撒撒数到29,再往下,东郭先生就现行了:
“twenty-nine,twenty-ten,twenty-eleven,twenty-tweleve……” :) :) :)

过了一会儿,店门口停住两辆车,下来五六个印度人. 其中几个还裹着头巾,一股寒风中蜂拥而入,挺吸引眼球.

我们坐的离前台不远,老印们操持着印度英文点餐,旁边开少也竖起耳朵拼命偷听.

听了一阵子,神秘兮兮的告我说:
“They are speaking Spanish~” (“这帮人在说西班牙语”)
“no way!”
“Then that must be….. French?”(“那,那是法语?)
他小子,在学校就学过三板斧的西班牙语跟法语,瞧这都哪跟哪呀!

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10 条 半瓶子水 的回复

  1. Jin says:

    “twenty-nine,twenty-ten,twenty-eleven,twenty-tweleve”
    其实开少很会动脑筋的,又有想象力的。鼓励一下!

  2. 小E says:

    他才多大呀,就半瓶子水了,不简单不简单!还四国语言呢!
    太粉开少了!

  3. maggiemii says:

    小瓜还会偷听别人的话,呵呵

  4. aries18b says:

    好歹知道不是Chinese啊,哈哈~~~

  5. Jessie says:

    我干儿英语讲得真地道。

    祝你生日快乐!

  6. fulcrum312 says:

    29,2010,2011,2012……
    典型的穿越了,呵呵,你朋友很幽默,我就是开个小玩笑,没恶意

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